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melayout
03-29-2006, 06:26 PM
Lined up with an SRT-4 at a light and on red we went.

Through the school zone, 10 40 80 he revved.

Before the intersection, 2nd gear he missed.

Around the corner, the tree he met.
john
03-29-2006, 06:36 PM
Pain, there was.
whitetiger
03-29-2006, 06:38 PM
he got to the tree f4stAr than you
Nachos Libres
03-29-2006, 06:51 PM
Thank goodness off-topic posts don't count for your post count.
Drift Monkey
03-29-2006, 07:44 PM
Thank goodness off-topic posts don't count for your post count.
:lol:
Bu11dogg2
03-29-2006, 07:45 PM
did he hit the crossing guard? I always hated them...
izzodesh
03-29-2006, 07:50 PM
sounds like a haiku hahah
nice story
eatV8
03-29-2006, 09:49 PM
You missed one important thing from that event... NAWZZZZ
ih8vtec13
03-29-2006, 10:07 PM
He also narowly missed geting hit by a part of the fruit roll-up
interior :lol:
Majin
03-31-2006, 11:54 AM
SRTs are gay bro
andrew.anderson
03-31-2006, 12:08 PM
THis thread is gay!














Bro
melayout
03-31-2006, 12:35 PM
YOU'RE
Drift Monkey
03-31-2006, 12:37 PM
YOU'RE
I'm? :confused:
andrew.anderson
03-31-2006, 12:40 PM
YOU'RE

I'm What???

A very Manly Man?
very Big Balled?
unpolitically correct?

What...?

http://logo.cafepress.com/1/356074.1288231.jpg
melayout
03-31-2006, 12:41 PM
I'm? :confused:

Ok ok, I're
melayout
03-31-2006, 12:42 PM
I'm What???

A very Manly Man?
very Big Balled?
unpolitically correct?

What...?

http://logo.cafepress.com/1/356074.1288231.jpg

Ungrammeritcally correct for the lose.
Drift Monkey
03-31-2006, 12:53 PM
Ungrammeritcally correct for the lose.
Melt your intercooler lately? :clap:
melayout
03-31-2006, 01:04 PM
Melt your intercooler lately? :clap:

I don't think anything will top my bone stock LGT busting a turbo and cracking a ring land, at least for a while. :tdown:
andrew.anderson
03-31-2006, 01:20 PM
Ungrammeritcally correct for the lose.

I got an avatar for you:

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.mahjqa.com/stuff/grammarnazi.gif

:D
firedawgs
03-31-2006, 02:05 PM
Yesterday I was up in Dartmouth waiting at the light. This is what pulled up next to me: Z4 M Roadsterhttp://img438.imageshack.us/img438/816/mroadstergallery015ik.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

As soon as he was to the line the light turned green so he had a rolling start. We took off through 1st and 2nd gear riding neck to neck. I stopped rolling because my fuel cutoff kicked in. I need to get a retune.
heightsgtltd
03-31-2006, 02:36 PM
Ouch...fuel cutoff FTL

an Altima 2.5 s tried me last night...not even worth the story :lol: He was mad and surprised. I think he though he could take this lil silver Camry :lol:
drbyers
03-31-2006, 09:17 PM
i beat some crazyAssed old lady in a minivan the other day... lol.
OlympicLeg
03-31-2006, 09:21 PM
Fuel cutoff makes me sad. (ralph voice) Taste like tumor.
firedawgs
04-01-2006, 06:47 PM
Fuel cutoff is still scary when it hits. It hits so hard. NO LIKEY
ih8vtec13
04-01-2006, 07:30 PM
this thread is pointless now